Lai! Limpeh tell story. (Life Lessons)

Limpeh recently came into possession of RM200 in store credit. You don’t ask how hor. I got a lot of shady businesses where people pay me money to avoid getting hantam. *shifty eyed* Some may call it extortion but I call it incentivizing donations. I’m not proud of it but I have to earn a […]

Lubang: How to Make More Money (Part 2/4)

Limpeh recently found out that a friend is earning significantly more than I am. Nabeh, I thought. You earn so much one meh? It made me feel like my pp is very small and lembik. That’s the thing though – measuring paychecks is like measuring dicks. Sure, you are bigger than some guys. But one […]

Lubang: How to Make More Money (Part 1/4)

I don’t just blog about stocks k. You all don’t simply assume hor. Limpeh is like an iceberg – got tons of substance beneath the superficial surface one. Like all Premium Bengs, I enjoy generating income so I can afford my Givenchy t-shirt and LV man purse. Also, in the off-chance I get stuck with […]

Buying at Lowest Support = Very safe, confirm jalan

Brothers and sisters, hor bo? My Road to Damascus moment a few days ago has seen me reduce my frivolous trades and focus on fundamental analysis. It is not as exciting as the rumor and price action driven speculative goreng sessions but a lot better for my heart. My blood pressure is down and I […]

Hancur! Retail traders out, penny stocks koyak.

Are you still here, kawan kawan sekalian? Today marks the end of the loan moratorium. The depressingly blood red market and low trading volumes suggests that retail traders are pulling out of Bursa in droves. This is worse than the time you challenged Big Bad Balan to a gang fight and you jio your friends […]

If your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away

If your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away Saudara Matthew 5:30 Haih. I don’t want to look dy. I am filled with regret. Remorse overflows from every crevice of my body like hot, burning lava. Sorrow sublimates and seeps out of every pore. It burns!! But this is […]