CMCO: Glove stocks shoots up!

Haih. The life of an Ah Beng is fraught with uncertainty and missteps. Limpeh’s gang made a killing yesterday but I found out today that we could have slayed for more. I am talking about glove stocks, of course. I sold all my holdings in Top Glove and Supermax for a very handsome profit. I […]

Glove Stocks: Still can pakai one ah?

Glove stocks seem to be entering a fresh new rally, although there’s some retracement today. I succinctly described the slight downtrend to a friend as such: Erectile dysfunction dy. Can’t up very long. Lembik. HB I am rather proud of the occasional profane gems that spills forth from my oral cavity. I didn’t think it […]

Buying at Lowest Support = Very safe, confirm jalan

Brothers and sisters, hor bo? My Road to Damascus moment a few days ago has seen me reduce my frivolous trades and focus on fundamental analysis. It is not as exciting as the rumor and price action driven speculative goreng sessions but a lot better for my heart. My blood pressure is down and I […]

Hancur! Retail traders out, penny stocks koyak.

Are you still here, kawan kawan sekalian? Today marks the end of the loan moratorium. The depressingly blood red market and low trading volumes suggests that retail traders are pulling out of Bursa in droves. This is worse than the time you challenged Big Bad Balan to a gang fight and you jio your friends […]

How to Goreng Stocks (with sample recipe and real-world example)

First off, everyone has their own recipe for the more speculative trades that they do. Just because I enjoy a bit of chilli jam in my fried rice doesn’t make me a heathen. If I’m partial to draining rice in a colander and washing it under running water, that should be my prerogative as long […]

If your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away

If your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away Saudara Matthew 5:30 Haih. I don’t want to look dy. I am filled with regret. Remorse overflows from every crevice of my body like hot, burning lava. Sorrow sublimates and seeps out of every pore. It burns!! But this is […]

KLSE: HARTA – Head And Shoulders Pattern? Hantam dia!

I watched the head and shoulders pattern resolve on Hartalega’s chart with great pleasure. I’ve been reading up on candles and charting patterns and this was the first time I’ve seen the pattern develop so clearly. I monitored it for a few days and watched it break the neckline, plunge a similar distance, and went […]

KLSE: DAYANG – Your volatile bipolar ex-girlfriend who’s a nice girl at heart

Jialat. Why are some stocks highly volatile? They have decent fundamentals but the price swings more dangerously than your ex-girlfriend’s unpredictable moods. They can be positively cheery one second and suicidally depressed the next. Being with them is a rollercoaster of emotions – a nail-biting existence of walking around eggshells and being careful not to […]